I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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