A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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