Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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