I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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