He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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