I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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