i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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