I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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