but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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