So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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