And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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