a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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