did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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