Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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