Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
