love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I need a burrito and a hug.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I think my moral compass just broke
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