as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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