Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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