that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Actions speak louder than pants.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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