She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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