So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
