Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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