Sponge bath it is.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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