Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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