I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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