So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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