That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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