i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
