Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
How's work?
Spinning.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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