Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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