glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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