worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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