forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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