Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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