You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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