If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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