census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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