i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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