Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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