community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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