he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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