I want to walk on stilts...naked
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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