I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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