Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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