I need help removing her.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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