Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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