Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
