And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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