i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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