Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
