dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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