i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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