he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
then he tried to convert me to islam
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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