stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
bring money and cleavage
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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